Merdyn is the greatest wizard of the Dark Ages. Obviously. Rose is his 21st-century descendent. Lucky her. And Vanheldon the vandal warrior is Furious! After all, last time they met, Merdyn turned his army to stone....

Merdyn the Wild is from the Dark Ages. He\"s the world\"s greatest Warlock (don\"t call him a wizard), banished to the 21st century for bad behaviour, and he\"s about to create a whole load of trouble for Rose, aged 12. Rose is a totally ordinary girl, on a mission to mend her broken family. Bubbles is Rose\"s guinea pig. He just poos a lot....

Merdyn is the greatest wizard of the Dark Ages. Obviously. Rose is his 21st-century descendent. Lucky her. And Vanheldon the vandal warrior is FURIOUS! After all, last time they met, Merdyn turned his army to stone....

The hilarious, heartwarming and - unbelievably - true story of Maurice Flitcroft, the World\"s Worst Golfer When 46-year-old crane driver Maurice Flitcroft chanced his way into the Open - having never before played a round of golf in his life - he ran up a record-worst score of 121. The sport\"s ruling classes banned him for life....