Seventeen-year-old Kelly Ann leaves behind her boyfriend, family and friends in Glasgow to live and work in a London hotel for the summer. But losing her luggage and fending off tube gropers on her first day isn\"t a good start. Almost being arrested for stealing men\"s underwear on her second isn\"t any better....

Kelly Ann is a total tomboy. She loves football and computer games and has no idea why anyone would want to bother with soppy romantic stuff and stupid crushes on boys. Her best mate is Chris, the boy next door, and he\"s not into that stuff either, is he? Follow Kelly Ann\"s ventures into the crazy world of love through her stonkingly funny diaries....

A brilliantly funny tale of romantic confusion! Cat is fat and boring - or so she thinks. Her mum is a stick insect and so is her twin sister Tessa - a bit of a spoilt brat who can get any boy she wants. There\"s a new arrival in their town from the USA - Josh, the son of their dad\"s boss....

Kelly Ann is all loved-up with her gorgeous soulmate, Chris, so there\"s no way she\"s going to let her attraction for the dark and dangerous new boy at school go any further. OK, so he rides a cool Harley Davidson motorbike, plays in a cool band and has dedicated a song to her....